It wasn’t until I started doing it that everyone suddenly had a problem! You tell me if that sounds fair. Eating children is a policy that has been practiced by many witches for MANY years without a single complaint (aside from some of the more fussy children). Now, I for one feel a bit blindsided by this sudden public outcry. The resounding argument seems to be that this practice “tears families apart.” It has been brought to my attention that a majority of the public has voiced disapproval with my policy of luring children to my home in the woods, fattening them up to a respectable size, and then baking them in my oven for dinner.
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